Friday, July 29, 2005

A Stem Cell Joke

Exchange between two Washington Lobbyists at a recent costume party:

Woman, dressed in a donkey costume: “Knock knock.”
Man, dressed in an elephant costume: “Who’s there?”
Woman: “Clone.”
Man: “Clone who?”
Woman: “Don’t know, Senate hasn’t decided yet.”
Man smiles while staring at the wall with a far-away look in his eyes, then lifts his
trunk, downs his drink, and heads for the bar, shaking his head, knowingly.